a tiny bit dirty ... but not really ... read on ...if you are of age.

[WOLFGAR]

2 guys walk into a bar. One of them stands by the door, the other walks to the far end of the bar and orders a beer. He drinks it down in one gulp, and slams his glass down. Tells the bar tender to leave the glass there and to follow him. He walks way to the other end of the bar, and slams a $100 bill down, and says "I betcha $100 that I can pee into that glass all the way from over here, with out getting one drop onto the bar!" The bar tender says ... "Your On!" At this point the guy starts to pee ... he pees on the bar, and on the floor, and all over the place, missing the glass entierly! Laughing the bar tender picks up his $100 and says better luck next time. In the mean time, the guy is smiling like crazy, on the brink of being over joyed. The bar tender asks "What the heck are you so happy about , you just lost $100? The guy says ... "see that guy over that by the door, that i came in with? Well i bet him $1000 that i could come in here and pee all over your bar, and that you would be happy about, that you would even laugh about it !